
This year you could buy someone you love the usual mushy card, but I figure why do that when you can tell them you love them in an altogether quirkier way. OK, so some may not be the most romantic, some may be a little straight to the point but where's the harm in that?!
Happy Valentine's Day Knobhead: buy it now
I hate you the least: buy it now
You can keep your socks on: buy it now
I love you with all of my bum: buy it now
You're as lovely as a lemur: buy it now
Fancy a bit of the otter?: buy it now
You're dirty wrong: buy it now
Your prick: buy it now
Let the sausage see the roll: buy it now
You're growing on me: buy it now
We hate the same things: buy it now
Kanye loves Kanye: buy it now
Banana Pun: buy it now
I love you more: buy it now
I'm grumpy when I'm hungry: buy it now
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